The AI Test · $19 · report in 48 hours
Open ChatGPT right now and ask it: “Who's the best [your trade] in [your town]?” If the answer isn't you, your competitor is getting that call.
For $19, I'll run that test for you the right way. 5 real customer questions, across Gemini, ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity, with the actual answers, captured in full, showing exactly who the machines are sending your customers to. In your hands within 48 hours.
$19 one-time. No subscription. Money-back guarantee if it teaches you nothing.
Hey,
Cory here. I run Neuron HQ, an AI software studio.
I want to show you something that's been quietly happening to local businesses like yours, and I want to show it to you with your own name, in your own town, for less than the cost of lunch.
Here's the short version.
Your customers changed how they pick who to call, and almost nobody told the business owners.
For twenty years the game was Google. You got reviews, maybe ran some ads, kept the referrals coming, and the phone rang. You know that game. You've probably spent real money on it.
But sit next to someone under 45 who needs a plumber, a dentist, a med spa, a roofer, an attorney. Watch what they actually do now.
They don't scroll ten blue links. They ask ChatGPT. Or Perplexity. Or they just read the AI answer Google now puts above everything else.
“Best water heater guy near Gilbert.”
“How much should a crown cost?”
“Is laser hair removal worth it, and who's good near me?”
And the AI doesn't give them ten options and a map. It gives them two or three names, with a little explanation of why. The person reads it, nods, and calls one of them.
Here's the part that should bother you.
If you're not one of those names, you don't lose the job. You lose the phone call. It never happens. There's no missed-call log, no lost estimate, no "we went with someone else" email. The customer never knew you existed, and you never knew they existed. It's invisible.
And here's the trap that catches good businesses specifically. Your reviews and your referrals don't carry over into AI answers. You can have 200 five-star reviews and fifteen years of being the name everyone passes around at church, and the AI can still hand your customers the new guy across town. It isn't reading your reputation the way Google did. It's reading whoever got cited in the places it pulls its answers from. Two different scoreboards, and most owners are still only playing on the old one.
I know this because I play the new one every month, with my own money. Neuron HQ runs this exact citation engine on our own brands. Fact-dense blog posts built to get cited, six and counting. Five long-form videos. A citation flywheel that runs every month on Neuron HQ and on Auto Advisor, with a report at the end of each cycle showing what the machines say about us. The test I'm about to offer you is the same test I run on my own companies. I'm just pointing it at yours.
The good news: right now, in most towns, in most trades, nobody has claimed this ground yet. The AI answers are up for grabs. The businesses that show up in them first tend to keep showing up, because AI answers feed on whoever is already being cited.
Which means the question isn't whether this matters. The question is whether you find out where you stand now, while it's cheap to fix, or in two years, when your competitor is the default answer and you're wondering why the phone slowed down.
That's what the AI Test is for.
What you get
The AI Test. $19.
Here's exactly what lands in your inbox within 48 hours:
Not generic ones. We build them around your specific business and your city. The "best X near [your city]" question, the "how much does Y cost" money questions, the "is Z worth it" questions people ask before they ever pick up a phone.
The three places your next customer is most likely asking right now.
You see, in black and white, exactly who the AI recommends by name when your customers ask. No summaries, no "trust us." The actual answers, word for word.
One number that tells you where you stand. How often you show up, how often your competitors do, and how big the gap is.
The specific reasons the AI is picking who it's picking, what you're missing, and what it would take to become one of the names it hands out. Because that's the real prize here. When the machine recommends you by name, the call that comes in is already half-sold. They're not shopping around. They were told.
A real report, done by us, about your business. Not a software printout.
Read it in ten minutes and you'll know something about your business that almost none of your competitors know about theirs.
The elephant in the room
Why only $19? (The honest answer)
Let me name the elephant in the room, because you're already thinking it. "A custom report with the real answers and a plan, done in 48 hours, for nineteen bucks? What's the catch?"
Here it is: the $19 is a bribe. A shameless one, and a good one.
Neuron HQ sells a monthly engine that gets local businesses cited and recommended by AI. That's the real business, it starts at $1,500 a month, and this page exists to introduce you to it. I'm not hiding any of that.
But I learned a long time ago that nobody believes this problem is real until they see it in the AI's own words, with their own name nowhere in the answer. I can quote stats at you all day and you'll nod and do nothing. Show you ChatGPT recommending your competitor to your customers, in your town, and suddenly it's not a marketing pitch. It's a leak in your building.
So instead of asking you to trust me, I'm charging you $19 to prove it. If the test shows you're already the name AI recommends, wonderful, you spent $19 to sleep better and you'll know exactly what to protect. If it shows a gap, you'll have the plan in your hands, and yes, I'd love to be the one who fixes it for you.
Either way, the report is yours. No subscription hiding behind it, no card kept on file for something else, no obligation to ever spend another dime with me. Some people will buy the test, take the gap plan, and run with it themselves. That's a fine outcome. They know who I am now, and that's worth more to me than the margin on a $19 report.
The guarantee, plainly
If the report doesn't show you something you didn't already know about how AI sees your business, email me and I'll send your $19 back.
No form, no phone call, no "let me see if I can get that approved." You keep the report either way. My email is at the bottom of this page and it comes to a real inbox.
I can afford to say that because every report is built by hand, about one business, yours. If it teaches you nothing, I didn't do my job, and you shouldn't pay for it.
How it works
What happens when you click
I want this to be stupid simple, so here's the whole thing:
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You click the button and fill out four fields. Your name, your email, your business website, and your city. That's everything we need. Nothing technical, nothing to install, no access to anything.
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We build your 5 questions and run the test across Gemini, ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity.
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Within 48 hours, your report lands in your inbox. The captured answers, your AI-Visibility Score, and your Gap Plan.
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You read it. If you want to talk about what it found, reply to the email or call me at (385) 374-9295 and we'll set up a strategy call. If you don't, don't. The report stands on its own.
Find out where you stand, this week.
Four fields, pay right on the page, and your report lands within 48 hours: the captured answers, your AI-Visibility Score, and your Gap Plan.
Run My AI Test ($19) →$19 one-time. No subscription, no card kept on file. Money-back guarantee if it teaches you nothing.
Questions, answered straight
FAQ
One last thing before you decide
The test is $19 today and it'll be $19 next month. I'm not going to put a fake countdown timer on this page, you're too smart for that and I'd rather keep your trust.
But I'll tell you the true version of urgency, because there is one.
The AI answers in your town are being written right now, with or without you. Every month, the machines get a little more sure about who the "best" is in your category, and whoever gets cited early gets cited more. This is one of those windows that's wide open until it isn't, like Google rankings were in 2005, like Google reviews were in 2015. The owners who checked early got years of customers the late ones paid for in ads.
Waiting doesn't cost you $19. Waiting costs you every caller who asked a machine this week and got handed someone else's number.
Nineteen dollars. Five questions. Four AIs. The real answers, a score, and a plan, in 48 hours. And your money back if it teaches you nothing.
Find out what the machines are saying about you.
Talk soon,
Cory Salisbury
Founder, Neuron HQ
P.S. If you only skimmed to the bottom, here's the whole offer: for $19 we ask Gemini, ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity the 5 questions your customers actually ask about your kind of business in your city, and send you the actual answers, captured in full, showing who the AI recommends, your AI-Visibility Score, and a Gap Plan to close the distance, within 48 hours, with a plain money-back guarantee if it teaches you nothing. The scariest thing on this page isn't the report. It's not knowing what the report would say. Run My AI Test ($19) →